You should probably shut up.

stormandthecalm asked: You should probably just shut up too. We volunteer our service because it's necessary. Until the government deems our military an unnecessary component to our country, people will and should continue joining the military. We have other responsibilities beyond the War On Terror. You're already in a country with more freedom than many other countries will ever see, so instead of complaining, why don't you be thankful. We do as were told, whether we believe in the war or not. Happy Memorial Day.

So you’re a mindless servant? Did you even finish college so you could become an officer and order around other mindless servants?

Let me know when you fight off an actual army bent on actual world domination.

Then I’ll give a shit about you living or dying.

Ya cunt.

Memorial Day

Unless you fought in WWII, for the North in the Civil War or in the American Revolution; you’re just another welfare jockey doing nothing for the People of the United States.

Do me a favor welfare jockeys, quit the military and get real jobs.  I know you’re not very smart, that’s why you joined the military.  But, why not do menial labor; like picking fruit and digging ditches?  That way you can get rid of the illegal alien problem by taking their jobs AND you’d actually be providing a service for the United States.

Trust me, not a single US soldier who has died in the Middle East has provided an ounce of Freedom for me back home in America.  Not a single fucking ounce. 

tl;dr  Get a real job, veterans.

angriestviking:

cocobeann:

angriestviking:

Just stop having sex.

It’s that easy.

BUT WHAT ABOUT RAPE?

If women weren’t so easy to rape it wouldn’t happen.

Clearly the modern woman needs to work on being less weak.

Also dressing less slutty.

The End

When I slip a drug into…

You’re right, you’re not a stupid bitch.  You’re a retarded cunt.

Us never hanging out in the same places because A. I’m an incredibly intelligent white male and you’re an idiotic twat flap.  B.  Because I’m very cool.  C. Fuck you. All of that would imply that no matter how many roofies you had you could never manage to slip one in my drink.

You’d have noticed this if you weren’t so fucking stupid/a woman. 

Bring back the ‘rule of thumb.’

Birth Control

cocobeann:

angriestviking:

Just stop having sex.

It’s that easy.

BUT WHAT ABOUT RAPE?

If women weren’t so easy to rape it wouldn’t happen.

Clearly the modern woman needs to work on being less weak.

Also dressing less slutty.

The End

When I slip a drug into your drink and then beat the shit out of you, I’m definitely going to whisper “STOP BEING SO WEAK!” in your ear.

Fuck, you’re so retarded it hurts me through the internet.  I don’t drink, because I’m not some mick piece of shit (see potato sucking irish).

Secondly, we’d never hang out in the same places because I am not a stupid bitch. 

daystilspring-deactivated201203 asked: Best troll ever.

If I was trolling, I guess this would be true.

cherry-maulface asked: I'm not here to change your mind. I'm not here to call you names. I'm not here to tell you that you should die. I'm just here to tell you that you really need to do some research before you post such a statement like that. Or possibly become more open minded. Or maybe even stop being a troll. (Internet troll. Not "I live under a bridge and I'm gonna attack you" type troll). Please, reconsider everything you said. It's offending to some people, and very ignorant. Ignorance is not bliss.

Even if I was trolling, I don’t care about offending people.  People don’t really matter to me on the grand scale.  See ‘sociopath’.  Secondly, I do appreciate that you almost came off as not a cunt. Upon further inspection, you’re still a cunt.   Cunty McCunterson, Esquire

northwestmentality asked: I hope you get hit by a bus.

Your taste in music is awful, fuck you.

daystilspring-deactivated201203 asked: For real though, I would like to show you how masculine I am. A/S/L?

26/m/DC, I’m bigger and meaner than you though, guy.

Besides, you’re a father so that means you’re kind of a dumbass. World is over populated, stop having kids.  That or you couldn’t figure out how contraceptives work. OR you’re Pro-Life which makes you quite the cunt.

Either way, I’d fuck you stupid.

ken-n-barbie asked: Youre an idot if you think men dont get raped. 1 in every 4 men have been raped at some point in their life. whether it be when they were children (at which age you really cant fight someone) or in the military. Men will gang rape other men. 5 or more men will tie or hold one man down. I don't give a fuck how strong you think you are, if more then five military men are pinning YOU down, youre gonna get raped. you cant fight that. How would you feel having someone call you weak for that. Fuck you

It’s not rape, it’s men testing out who is more masculine you dopey cunt.

It’s dated back to the Greeks, the Romans, and further back than that.  It’s not rape, it’s who’s tougher.  

confessionsofateenagepundit asked: You do know that it isn't because women are weak or slutty. It's because we live in a society where it is okay for men to rape, and nobody seems to be bothered that one in three women are sexually assaulted.

Take that feminism shit to someone who cares.  It’s not ok for men to rape, that’s why its illegal.  Are all you cunts this moronic, or is it just Tumblr specific?